itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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Breathe.

You, who takes oxygen from the universe,
and gives back carbon dioxide in return.

You, who basks in sunshine at seven in the morning,
and solidifies your bones with it.

You, whose parts are organs and tissues and cells and elements and molecules and stars.

One day, you will return the dust you’ve borrowed from this old, old universe.

But until then,
Breathe.

You are a piece of this moving everything.

And everything is not everything without you.
n.t. (via astrasperas)

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fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

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cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

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quadhonks:

I know my crappy pics don’t fully illustrate my point
I’m just sick of going to movies or reading comics and out of the infinite possibilities out there for aliens, male aliens are the only ones who ever have any sort of variety

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bougainvi11ea:

murr-hurr:

woeisnick:

"I’ll slit your throat neck"

bougainvi11ea titsandtrees PLS WATCH THIS

IM WHAT THE FUCK HE’S SO ANGRY WHY IS HE STEPPING BACK AND FORTH ???? SO MUCH ANGER… IM CRYIN 

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I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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Totally a fandom blog, sorry. You can expect to see Jak and Daxter, feminist stuff, Doctor Who, maybe some supernatural and a lot of gay. Like it's probably a problem.

Oh, and I suck at this design stuff, so my artblog is fullbodycontact.tumblr.com

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